once a month, i will post some jokes on the jokes subject.. enjoy!!!!
What Day Is It?
“What’s the date today?” asked the blonde riding on the subway.
“I don’t know,” replied a fellow commuter. “You’ve got a newspaper in your hands … why don’t you look at the date on it?”
“Why, that won’t do any good,” the blonde huffed. “It’s yesterday’s paper!”.
Dead Dog
A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table.
The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments, tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead.
